Dylan Kevitch, yes, the prank-call king, yes, the inventor of “shut up and fuck me,” yes, our gay Paris Hilton in training, has officially dropped his debut single, “STFUAFM,” and it is camp excellence.

Produced by Tristan Kevitch and Zak Dossi, the track is loud, messy, confident, and borderline addictive… which is exactly what we expect from Dylan at this point. The single art, shot by Savanna Ruedy, is giving main-character energy and then some.

If you’ve been following him, you already know “shut up and fuck me” became the catchphrase after a hungover fit check turned into gay cultural history. “I was putting on a cute outfit… I was so hungover… and I was like, ‘You know what? Shut up and fuck me,’” Dylan told So Gay a few months back. And honestly? The rest is legend.

He’s said it himself: “I want to be like the gay Paris Hilton.” And bestie… mission accomplished. “STFUAFM” is streaming on Spotify now, Apple Music girlies our moment is coming soon!

Go stream, go support, go follow Dylan on Instagram and TikTok if you haven’t already, because your For You page deserves the upgrade. Let’s make this his first hit 💋