Boston, brace yourself! The city’s about to get a whole lot hotter (and funnier) this New Year’s Eve. Comedy heartthrob Matt Rife is ringing in 2026 with a special stop on his wildly successful Stay Golden Tour at TD Garden on December 31st.

For those worried about balancing stand-up and champagne toasts, Matt’s got you covered. He’ll hit the stage at 8PM, which means you have plenty of time to pre-game, laugh until your face hurts, and still hit the bars or your midnight party.

Honestly, seeing one of the hottest men in the world and getting to celebrate afterward? That’s a win-win situation if we’ve ever seen one. I’ll be there, tickets in hand, fully ready to kick off my 2026 with a night of nonstop laughs.

The Stay Golden Tour has been a monster hit since kicking off in Atlanta, GA back in February. The comedy juggernaut has already rolled through Dallas, Houston, Pittsburgh, Minneapolis, San Diego, Las Vegas, Salt Lake City, and even pulled off two sold-out shows at Madison Square Garden in New York City. (Small flex.)

There are still dates left, and yes, packages exist, so if you want to secure your spot, act fast. After his Madison Square Garden milestone, Matt shared his excitement on social media, writing:

“New York City, I can’t even begin to thank you enough for this dream come true. It doesn’t really get much bigger than this for a comedian, so to accomplish this feat as the youngest comedian to ever do it feels so surreal and I’m so beyond thankful!”

And in case you’ve somehow missed it, Matt has also made headlines recently for becoming the new owner of that infamous doll’s house. You know the one. (My gay self will not be typing her name out here, nope, not today, Satan!) All I’m saying is: Matt, we love you, please stay alive and don’t be reckless.

Boston… New Year’s Eve is about to be equal parts hilarious and dangerously attractive. Consider this your sign to grab tickets now, laugh your way into 2026, and still have time to pop that midnight champagne.