Last night, comedy heartthrob Matt Rife kicked off his highly anticipated 2025 Stay Golden Tour in Dallas, TX with a sold-out show at the American Airlines Center. While his shows usually enforce a no-phone policy, that didn’t stop fans from jumping online after to rave about how incredible the first night was.

Not only did Matt deliver laughs (and look hot AF while doing it), but he also dropped his tour merch online! You can now shop tees, hoodies, posters, and more—and yes, I may or may not have already bought the pillow… lol.

Tonight, the tour continues in Houston, TX at the Toyota Center. Tickets are basically gone, but keep an eye on Ticketmaster in case some last-minute ones drop! You never know!

As for me? I CANNOT WAIT to see Matt on New Year’s Eve in Boston—even though it feels like an eternity away. And if the universe is feeling generous, maybe I’ll miraculously end up meeting him? Or at least make intense eye contact from the audience and pretend it was a moment?

Also, Matt, if you’re reading this (which you’re probably not, but let me dream), I will gladly accept a backstage invite in Boston or Rhode Island. Just saying. Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me. 😉

Check out the full list of tour dates below + don’t forget to watch Matt’s newest Netflix special and get a copy of his debut book, “Your Mom’s Gonna Love Me,” out now.